Kieschnick, a Master of the Church Growth Hustle

By: Rev. Jack Cascione

President Kieschnick writes about the problems the LCMS faces as an older declining church body.  Yet, this is largely the result of COP programs over the past 30 years.  Like anything else, since the Synod didn't invest in its future, how did it expect to have one?

The "Church Growth" hustle, of which Kieschnick was a master in the Texas District, is employed to make lay people think they were getting something for their mission dollars instead of a dry well.

Instead of spending the Synod's valuable and limited resources on Pastor and Teacher training, the districts are now spending more than one hundred million dollars on themselves.  Of the more than one hundred twenty five million dollars the districts collected in 2001, less than twenty five million went to the Synod.

Instead of more churches, the Synod got more district office buildings. Instead of a plentiful supply of well-trained pastors and teachers, the Synod got lots of district office workers, executives, and programs. Garbage in-Garbage out.

As Texas District President, Kieschnick excelled in the use of vacuous church growth jargon.  Instead of theology, Kieschnick promoted the hackneyed phrases of contemporary administrative lingo.  This new dialogue was quickly adopted by nearly all District Staffs so that gullible lay people would think the Districts understood the business of the church.  The fact of the matter is, District Office staff never had to earn a living by making a profit at anything.  They have no idea what they are talking about.

Many gullible lay people are impressed with the new administrative pop-culture vocabulary district officials apply to the church.  Of course, it doesn't produce anything.

Kieschnick's so called entrepreneurial fervor masks his woeful lack of theological understanding.  Each of his five vice presidents has a better understanding of Lutheran doctrine than he does.  But does the Synod really need sound Christian doctrine?  The LCMS now has a theologically inept, shrewd operator.

Defending Benke is another one of his mindless blunders that will only continue to shrink the LCMS.  His news media fiasco on the Benke case resulted in the LLL firing Wallace Schulz.

Nearly ever time he speaks, Kieschnick betrays himself by spewing pointless Church Growth drivel.

The following is a list of some of Kieschnick's favorite Church Growth terms.  They are used to make people think he has exciting new improvements for the Synod, while he turns people away from the language of the Bible.

1. Strategic Plan

2. Touching, Winning, Enriching, Empowering

3. Planning process

4. Task Force

5. Our mission is a dynamic movement

6. Extensive review of appropriate data

7. Developing a New Paradigm for Mission and Ministry

8. Shaping Mission and Ministry Around Values

9. Core Operational Values

10. People Centered

11. Diversity-Oriented

12. Celebrate diversity

13. Address multi-cultural character

14. Creatively and Flexibly-Designed

15. Key Concepts and Goals of the Texas District

16. The Spirit who gives to the church vision and perspective on how to minister in its context

17. Visionary leadership

18. Church Professionals as Equippers-Leaders

19. Identify a baseline of criteria of what constitutes an equipper-leader

20. Develop a proactive recruiting and mentoring process

21. Redevelop the Board of Directors role to prove for more active policy leadership between conventions

22. Incorporate outcome and results into the evaluation process

23. Visions and Leadership

24. District Staff as Catalysts and Facilitators

25. Partnering and networking

Instead of feeding the church on the word of God, Kieschnick's vocabulary is a starvation diet.  Rather than inspire the youth, this kind of talk simply bores them to tears.

I'm sure there are those in the Synod who think this kind of talk will put Kieschnick in the same class with Martin Luther and the CEO Reformation.

October 17, 2002